2016 Cocktail Winner
New season, new coach, new attitude. Is it “The Process” that Kirby learned under Satan, I mean, Saban? Is it the skinny QB in the mix? Is it the Real Deal Holyfield? I think it’s the coach. We all know Kirby is a very smart guy so the new cocktail is in his honor.
Everywhere you go these days you see a multitude of drinks called a Mule. Moscow Mule, Montana Mule, what have you… Now as Old Dawg knows, down here below the gnat line, a mule ain’t nothin’ but a jackass. An ass. So, I introduce to you the Smart Ass.
Get you some Clyde May’s Conecuh Ridge Alabama Style Whiskey. It’s made from a bootlegger’s formula from Southeast Alabama not far from Kirby’s birthplace in Montgomery. Put a bunch of it in your stadium cup. No need for them girly-ass copper cups. Cut a lime in quarters and squeeze one or two in with your whiskey. Mash it up good. Ice it down like Eason’s shoulder. Add some good ginger beer (the spicy kind with a kick like a Brice Ramsey punt) or hell, just go with the Red Rock. Stir it around like a Sony Michel juke move. Drink it down. It’ll make you feel smarter after the first sip. Pure GA class with a little Alabama inside. Maybe it’s what we’ve needed for a while. The Smart Ass.